I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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