I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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