Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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