There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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