When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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