ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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