Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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