Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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