Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is Oprah even human
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
