pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize