Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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