When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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