Pappa wants mamma naked
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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