i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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