His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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