they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
nutella sex= disaster
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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