I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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