ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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