wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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