Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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