She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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