I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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