HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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