I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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