I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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