Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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