So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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