Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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