Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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