Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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