I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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