just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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