Whoa Z and x make the same sound
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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