Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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