it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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