How'd it feel making her break her religion?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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