make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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