is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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