Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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