I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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