After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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