Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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