So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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