I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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