normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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