I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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