that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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