Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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