You're my little dorito
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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