I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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