I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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