singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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