Is it normal to miss your booty call?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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