This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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