we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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