OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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